The soap ran away with the banana

Gets you cock-a-doodle-clean

A jolly cheerleader of a soap

Magically transform your skin from dull to bright

Orange you gonna pick up a slice?

Tempts you into taking a bite (don't - it tastes soapy)

Soap-a-califragilistic-expidalidocious!

Escape to a lovely tropical paradise in your shower

The purifying, cleansing, herbal one

Off with your dirt!

Wash yourself down with Bamboo shoots and cedar leaf oil

Ginger cleanses more than just the palete

Quit waffling about and buy a bar!

If you can't say the name, ask for the coconutty retro soap

Bring the secret garden into your shower

Inhale the aroma of a fresh mountain meadow

One seedy soap